What's Going On?

After the violently seditious melee at the US Capitol on Jan 6 (or the righteous freedom assembly if you are a trump supporter), I decided to find out just how far down the rabbit hole these fanatics are willing to go for their lord and savior, Donald Jesus Trump.

I am now a member of several 'social sites' (minus one. RIP, Parler) that cater to the more, shall we say, confederate minded. I am a hot cheerleader who loves 'the best president in the history of our country!' To join groups on these sites, I had to answer three questions on almost every one of them-

1) Do you think the election was stolen?

2) Do you support trump?

3)Will Donald Trump be President until 2024?

My answers?

1) Of course not, you ignorant troglodyte.

2) Fuck no.

3) Maybe president of Riker's prison.

My hot cheerleader alter ego answers?

1) Absolutely!!!

2) Yes!!!

3) He should be President for life!!!

And so I dive into the primordial pool of crazy.

I can't uderstand why everyone on these sites wants to talk to me!

I must have missed my Emergency Broadcast System directive straight from the president because it was supposed to be at midnight Saturday, and was then changed to Sunday (because it didn't happen on Sat) I forgot to turn off automatic updates on my phone so that's why I must have missed it. The updates were all going to happen this weekend and the update would make your phone disable the EBS so you couldn't hear his message. Sneaky tech bastards.

I can't find any info about Trump signing the Insurrection Act, but it must have happened because everyone on Parler (RIP) and MeWe said so. Once signed, Trump has absolute power over the military and they will start arresting Democrats. Anybody in jail yet? Check on your liberal neighbor because if they aren't home, they are probably in jail awaiting an indictment for treason.

The pope has been arrested in Rome on 80 counts of pedophilia AND over his participation in voter fraud in the US election. Some Italian dude speaking Italian on video is saying under oath that Dominion election machines were hooked up to servers in Italy and Berlin, Germany and his job was to switch votes from Trump to Biden and somehow the pope did something to make this happen. I think China is involved too because of course they are since Biden's middle name is CCP and Hunter Biden is a pedophile, just like the pope. The man speaking Italian is not in a court, he's not being questioned, he's just saying something on camera. That sounds completely legit. Who cares if no one knows what he's actually saying or who he is? He's Italian and he's wearing a suit so he knows what's up.

I have a flashlight and all my candles ready for the blackouts that will be occurring across the country, maybe tonight, but definitely soon. I tried to buy a ham radio to communicate with fellow patriots after all communications go down, but I'm not allowed buy anything from Amazon because those fascists support Facebook and Twitter, or some other perfectly plausible reason. I not really sure exactly why, but I must not use Google, Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. I'm planning on doing that as soon as the internet is completely shut down. Then it will be easier to boycott them.

The military has been activated all over the country. Planes are flying all over the place, but not just the normal traffic. There are a super lot of planes more than normal. The military bases are all on DEFCON 5 alert! I have no idea what that means, but it sounds like DJT is about to kick some serious ass on his domestic enemies.

I have my '2021 is the new 1776!' banner for our final siege in DC on inauguration day. Don't tell anyone I bought it on Amazon because that's illegal now, I think. We will be victorious because we are (mostly) white men so no one will shoot us. (Watch out white women! They are targeting us!) We roamed the US Capitol because it belongs to us anyway so it's not like we did anything wrong and we, for the most part, didn't get shot so we are now impervious to being harmed. We can show our faces because masks are stupid and non-freedomy and we can easily sneak in weapons to take out all the Demon-rat traitors, leading to Trump's ascendancy as God's chosen one. What could possibly go wrong?

Seriously, what on earth have we Americans become? More selfish? Check. More ignorant? Check. Less connected to each other? Check. Less understanding? Check. More violent? Hmm, that's a tough one. We have always been a bloodthirsty band of deviants. More willing to believe whatever we're told? Check. Check. And more check.

Man, we are some pathetic motherfuckers. It's going to be a long, completely horrifying nine more days.

Listen to the amazing Marvin Gaye asking the same question. In his immortal words:

We don't need to escalate

You see, war is not the answer

For only love can conquer hate

You know we've got to find a way

To bring some lovin' here today.

Yes, we do.